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?: It's a ridiculous question

Jeff: What is, okay, how do you feel about the digestion machine and what does the digestion machine mean to you?

?: The digestion machine means to me pretty much what the American corporate machine is. Stuff goes in at the mouth and comes out through a bunch of assholes as shit

?: Thank you

Jeff: Thanks, man

(Inaudible voices)

Jeff: Who were you?

Kid: A member of KISS, a punk rocker

Jeff: Every year?

Kid: It's kind of funny, yeah . . . I would dress up like a punk rocker. But when I was, um, little-

Jeff: So what would you do when you'd become a punk rocker?

Kid: I wore a trash bag

I really love you, you really love me and the whole world ??? everybody, la la la
I really love you, you really love me and the whole world ??? everybody, la la la

?: I haven't much thought of that but, uh, I guess what the digestion machine means to me, uh-

?: She was my twin, she was my sister, she was my other half, she was myself. This is what love is. And love is-

?: Fuck you Jimmy Jam, fuck you Jimmy Joe motherfucking troll, fuck you. Brother Joe, you can suck this brother

?: It's because, love needs to be diluted. And that's why there's casual sex and hatred

Jeff: Thank you very much

?: You're welcome

?: Fuck you

Jeff: You can just start playing the bass first

Kid: What? How does this work?

Jeff: Go ahead, try to play it

(Kid sings - lyrics hard to make out)

Jeff: Did you pay attention, did you sing all the lyrics?

Kid: I did. Like that hard sound, it's stupid

(Laughter)

Kid: Every punk song starts out like that, you ready? You might not know it now but you'll realize it

Brian: Are you recording something?

Jeff: Yeah

Brian: Oh, sorry

Jeff: No, it's okay, you can talk. How do you- how do you feel, Brian?

Brian: Yeah

Jeff: How do you feel about the digestion machine and what does the digestion machine mean to you?

Brian: The digestion machine?

Jeff: Yes

Brian: Like one that digests food?

Jeff: What's the digestion machine?

Brian: Well, it's not bad. You know, they worked out the problems from the last model. They fixed the A4 slot so it seems to be going pretty smooth now. I say they got it all under control. Um, I'm really happy with the modern technology that's coming through nowadays. The best thing is it's not Japanese so-

Digestion Machine

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