Phone message: For hot girls, press zero now. And if something comes up while you're waiting, hold tight. Please wait Phone operator: Morning, would you like to speak to a girl? Jeff: Hello, um, I would like to have a little bit of phone sex please Operator: What is your name? Jeff: My name's David. I'm not being charged to talk to you am I? Operator: No Jeff: All right. I mean you seem like a nice guy but I thought I'd like to talk to a girl. Ha, you know? Operator: How do you wish to pay for this? Jeff: Well, uh, what would be my billing options, sir? Operator: Visa, Mastercard, check Jeff: Jack? What would Jack- Operator: Check Jeff: Oh, oh, check. All right. Visa, Masterc- well, I got me a Visa card, sir Operator: Okay, what is your phone number? Jeff: Alright, well, let me find my damn Visa. You want my number, sir? Operator: One of the girls can call you back Jeff: Oh, I see, I see. Well, now you don't need my full name do you? Operator: Yes I do Jeff: Oh ... well... Operator: As well as your address. Jeff: Oh, well, see, I wouldn't want my wife to find out about this, see. She's out of town now but you know y'all wouldn't be sending me no pornographic pictures would you? Operator: No Jeff: Okay. See, my wife wouldn't approve of me getting into some phone sex. Now sir, can I ask you just a couple of questions about your service? Operator: Okay, just a moment Jeff: Alright [...] Jeff: Hello? Hello, sir? Operator: Yes, hello? Jeff: Yes? What did you say? Operator: What is your last name? Jeff: Oh... Dunkin. You're not gonna send no pornographic pictures? Operator: What is your phone number? Jeff: Well, sir, I wanted to ask you some questions about your service Operator: Go ahead Jeff: First, well, you see I'm, well... Is it pretty much anything goes? Operator: Whatever you want to talk about with the girls Jeff: Yeah, well, I got some kinda weird things I'm into though. I kinda like, uh, like, cows. Is cows okay? Operator: Cows? Jeff: Yeah, I'm into cows Operator: I don't understand Jeff: Well, it'd be like me and her and a cow Operator: Whatever you wanna talk about, it's okay Jeff: That's, that's beautiful. I love America. Now my wife ain't gonna find out about this is she? Operator: No Jeff: Because she don't know about cows.
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